Can someone please explain what the heck is going on here??? LOL

first we have a President Grant DX in decent shape:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-GRA...ER-BEEP-/302244104578?&_trksid=p2056016.l4276


then we have a non-working Teddy R:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/president-T...270612?hash=item1a26fd17d4:g:56IAAOSwB-1YuiP-

i mean what the...

i just can't...

wait, what???
LC